The Tax-Cut Parade Float Has Fine Print
Dan Patrick's Senate sent voters another school-tax homestead exemption while calling it relief; the receipt says Austin is still picking the knobs.
Everybody Loves a Tax Cut. That Is the Trap.
SB 4's official caption says it is about "an increase in the amount of the exemption of residence homesteads from ad valorem taxation by a school district" and protecting school districts against certain local-revenue losses.
That is the kind of sentence Austin writes when it wants a parade and a spreadsheet at the same time.
The Receipt Is Narrower Than the Speech
The verified public record for this piece is simple: SB 4 moved through the 89th Regular Session, was signed by the governor, and its enrolled text is posted by Texas Legislature Online.
So the satire is also simple: Patrick gets to sell "relief" while the machinery still runs through the same statehouse that keeps telling Texans it knows best.
Relief Should Not Need a Magician's Hat
Texas homeowners deserve a tax system they can understand without waiting for Austin to pull another rabbit out of the appraisal district hat.
If the pitch is liberty, the product should not be more state-level knob-turning.
Trade the Parade Float for a Representative
Vikki Goodwin is the named alternative here: less culture-war confetti, more normal public service.
Ban Dan Patrick's smoke machine. Vote for Vikki Goodwin.
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Meet the alternative: Vikki Goodwin
Texas has a choice. State Rep. Vikki Goodwin is running for Lieutenant Governor on a platform of fully funding public schools, protecting the grid, and keeping government out of small businesses it doesn't understand. If you're tired of Dan Patrick's priorities, there's somewhere else to put your vote.