The Squatter Panic Gets Its Own Eviction Script
SB 38 is framed around removing certain people from real property; the Patrick pattern is turning every headline panic into another Austin-branded procedure.
The Headline Becomes a Bill
SB 38's caption says it relates to "the eviction from real property of certain persons not entitled to enter, occupy, or remain in possession of the premises."
That is the receipt. It is about an eviction path for certain people not entitled to be on the property.
Property Rights Deserve Competence
Texans care about property rights because homes, land, leases, and small businesses are not abstractions. They are where people keep the lights on.
The satire is not that property owners need remedies. The satire is Patrick's habit of turning every anxiety into another statehouse-branded script, then acting like the script itself is leadership.
Less Panic, More Plain Government
A good government can protect property rights without turning every local problem into campaign-stage theater.
A good government can write clean rules and then get out of the way.
Retire the Theater Department
Vikki Goodwin is the named alternative for Texans tired of government by panic cycle.
Ban Dan Patrick's headline-to-handcuffs routine. Vote for Vikki Goodwin.
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Meet the alternative: Vikki Goodwin
Texas has a choice. State Rep. Vikki Goodwin is running for Lieutenant Governor on a platform of fully funding public schools, protecting the grid, and keeping government out of small businesses it doesn't understand. If you're tired of Dan Patrick's priorities, there's somewhere else to put your vote.